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Anonymous asked:

Hows the love life?

Sorry, I didn’t know how to check my message on my iPhone. This is probably like 200 years old. The love life is like getting head from a piranha. It blows and it hurts.

I just witnessed the greatest movie ever made.

The Dark Night Rises changes everything. I cannot believe how absolutely flawless that movie was. The pacing, the characters, the topics it explores, it was all masterfully sewn together into what I believe is one of the greatest movies ever filmed. The way it pulled me into this world of emotional chaos, yet maintained such overarching order still has me feeling breathless. If you have not seen this movie, stop reading this, and go watch this piece of art NOW.

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